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L L is for Leisure L is for Laughter L is for Linger L is for Luxury L is for Life L is for Lies L is for Learn L is for Love L is for Light L is for Lost In this leisurely world, full of laughter and tears, There are those who linger in luxury. But life is not what it seems for it is full of lies. You learn to love and trust others. But get on light’s bad side and you will be swallowed by shadow. And then you are nothing more than a lost soul bound to journey on foreign shores.

~Dress him up as Gerard Way in his sleep ~Steal one of his dice forts ~Throw french fries at him from inside said forts ~Dye his hair pink ~Donate his clothes to the local insaine assylum for the new dress code ~Have Micheal Jackson buy his new wardrobe for him ~Tase him untill he starts to express emotion ~When he finally starts crying, slap him and tell him to suck it up ~Lock him in a room with Fred Fred Burger ~Every time he starts talking, shout "YOU WANT THE TRUTH? YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!" ~Adress him as a "tool" ~Whenever he sits/squats, push him off his chair and shout "NO!  YOU WILL NEVER BE L!  STOP TRYING!" ~Throw a